When my mom is on the phone
dominicandarwinism:
Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi?
Me:
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smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
runningcreativity:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?
no thats willow smith from the hunger games
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When my friends and I get pulled over
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- me:does 5 situps
- me:where are my abs
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- Me:I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
- Real life friends:...the fuck you smoking
- Parents:but sweetheart you're white
- Tumblr friends:BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
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Menstrual Cycle
- Me:Why the fuck is everyone having an attitude
- Me:Food
- Me:Why the fuck are you so annoying
- Me:Food
- Me:Why am I so horny
- Me:Food
- Me:Omg my boobs are bigger
- Me:Food
- Me:FUCK I JUST SNEEZED AND A WATERFALL OF BLOOD JUST EVACUATED FROM MY VAGINA ASKLDFHUEWHR
- Me:Food
- Me:Why the fuck am I so fat
- Food:
- Me:
- Food:
- Me:
- Food:
- Me:Food.
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